The return of the Happy One.

Here's the link to the article with quotes from Mourinho during his first stint : http://www.smashreport.com/posts/show_article/Session-Numero-Uno-Chelsea.-348

Chelsea 1-1 Birmingham : Match Report.

Chelsea’s alarming dip continued as the Blues were held to a 1-1 draw at Stamford Bridge yesterday. Chelsea went 1-0 down before the break only to equalise in the 2^nd half courtesy a goal from their saviour of this season, Daniel Sturridge.

The match began with the away section of the crowd taunting AVB with chants of ‘you’re getting sacked in the morning’.

Chelsea started with a conventional 4-3-3 formation with Bertrand, Cahill, Mikel, Ramires all getting starts.

The fact that Ramires, Mikel and Meireles have never played together in the whole season led to some silly misplaced passes initially in the half.

Both sides looked even in the first ten minutes with no teams being able to trouble the opposition goalkeepers.

Chelsea’s only bit of creativity before going down came in the 15^th minute when Sturridge made a low cross to Mata, who could not intercept.

Soon, the home side went behind in the 19^th minute after some woeful defending after a corner resulted in a massive mix up inside Chelsea’s box. The ball fell into the path of David Murphy who did not disappoint with his shot. 1-0 Birmingham, and as a result, pin drop silence and anxiety at the Bridge.

3 minutes later, Chelsea earned themselves a penalty after Wade Elliot appeared to have tripped Ramires inside the box. With the absence of Chelsea legend Lampard, it was Mata who took the responsibility of taking the penalty, and unfortunately failed to convert from the spot.

Chelsea’s only standout performer of the evening, Daniel Sturridge put in some good crosses to Torres and Mata in the next 10 odd minutes, none of which were properly intercepted.

The fact that Chelsea could not pass more directly due to the presence of Fernando Torres made it more difficult for the midfielders to create any real chances.

Luiz though, earned a free kick a few yards outside the box in the 34^th minute decided to take the free kick himself. His free kick resulted in a brilliant save from Birmingham’s goalkeeper.

Apart from that, Chelsea failed to create any good chances in the entire first half and went 1-0 at the break amidst boos from the Stamford Bridge faithful.

And if chants of ‘you’re getting sacked in the morning’ weren’t enough, chants of ‘Jose Mourinho’ from Birmingham fans surely added more misery and anxiety around Stamford Bridge.

AVB quickly replaced Torres with Drogba at half time, who was welcomed back with loud cheers from the Bridge faithful.

Drogba’s presence up front meant more direct long balls to him instead of diagonal ones to the wingers. And such was the case, with Ivanovic, Luiz, Meireles all bombarding long balls to Drogba, who looked sharp inspite of his midweek arrival from the African Cup of Nations.

Chelsea’s persistence in the 2^nd half eventually paid off and they went ahead in the 62^nd minute when Branislav Ivanovic’s brilliant cross to Sturridge resulted in a header from the youngster that went in.

Chelsea kept testing Birmingham’s resilience all through the remainder of the game but were also caught occasionally on the break.

Lampard came on for Mata in the 82^nd minute but it was too late as his side failed to score the winner and will now have to face Birmingham again for the replay at St. Andrews.

Match Report : Everton 2-0 Chelsea

Chelsea slipped to 5^th place in the table as the Blues slumped to a 2-0 defeat at the hands of Everton last night.

Goals from Pienaar and Denis Stracqualursi ensured that the home team grabbed all 3 points and thereby increased the competition for the final Champions League spot.

Chelsea started the game without the likes of Captain John Terry and Ramires. With Meireles, Lampard and Essien in the midfield, it was a conventional 4-3-3 for the Blues that created absolutely no impact whatsoever to the Everton defence.

Chelsea hardly settled into the game and matters worsened for them when Pienaar sent the Toffees ahead in the 6^th minute of the game with a neat shot past goalkeeper Petr Cech.

Chelsea dominated possession after going ahead but failed to break into Everton’s defence. It was not until the 25^th minute that Chelsea had their first real threat when Mata’s pass from the side to Sturridge resulted in a shot that was well defended by Phil Neville.

Chelsea had their best chance in the 28^th minute when Mata’s low cross was met by Lampard. But his resulting shot with his left foot was just wide of the post. That was a chance missed for Chelsea considering Lampard’s calibre.

In the last minute of the first half, Torres made his way into the box and was ‘supposedly’ tripped. Massive appeals for a penalty by Torres were denied by the referee.

With that, Chelsea went 1-0 at the break, with the 4-3-3 formation proving ineffective yet again.

AVB probably didn’t learn anything from the 1^st half as Chelsea began the 2^nd half from where they left the 1^st, plenty of possession but no real threat to the Tofees’ defence.

Loud chants of ‘you don’t know what you’re doing’ from the away section were heard when AVB replaced Essien with Malouda. AVB probably knew what he was doing. Shifting from 4-3-3 to 4-2-3-1 with Mata in the hole, but the fact that he replaced Chelsea’s best player of the game with possibly Chelsea’s least interested prompted the chants from the Chelsea faithful.

The introduction of Malouda and a change in formation didn’t add any creativity whatsoever and to make matters worse, Chelsea went 2-0 down in the 71^st minute.

This time though, it was Chelsea’s left full back who was at fault. Cole was dispossessed after a hard but perfect tackle by Phil Neville. The resulting ball was picked up by Donovan who’s through ball to Straq resulted in Everton scoring their second and thereby putting the game to bed.

Meanwhile, AVB called for further abuse on himself from the travelling fans when he replaced Mata with Lukaku. The intentions were clear, but the reason why he replaced Chelsea’s only genuine creative player for Lukaku was a mystery.

Lukaku had a half chance inside the box but his left shot was well saved by Tim Howard. That was probably the only real save Howard made all day.

With no more chances being created till the final whistle by both sides, Chelsea slumped to a defeat, and out of the top 4 thereby increasing the pressure on the young shoulders of Andre Villas Boas.

-     Abhishek Easwaran

Swansea vs Chelsea - Pre match.

Swansea City vs Chelsea pre match briefing :

The only place outside England where Liverpool will play this season, Liberty Stadium, sees Swansea take on Chelsea in what will be an encounter that most people believe will be a low scoring one.

Chelsea have conceded just 1 goal in their last 5 games, none in their last 4. In the process however, Chelsea’s scoring record has not been very impressive apart from the 4-0 win over Pompey.

Chelsea’s last 5 games’ results read :

1.  QPR                  0-1 Chelsea

2.  Norwich             0-0 Chelsea

3.  Chelsea             1-0 Sunderland

4.  Chelsea             4-0 Portsmouth

5.  Wolverhampton   1-2 Chelsea

The stats look impressive, Chelsea have won 4 of their last 5 games, but the real story is something completely different. Lack of creativity and as a result, lack of goals up front will hurt Chelsea.

Injuries for Chelsea :

1.  Ramires.

2.  Lampard

3.  Mikel.

The absence of Ramires and Lampard will surely be felt for Chelsea who’s midfield department is already struggling to create genuine chances in the final third for their strikers.

Mata and Sturridge have had average games offlate.

Torres has been really impressive in the past few games, his touches and movement has been great, but the goals just aren’t coming. Do we blame him for that? Or the fact that the midfield isn’t doing enough to provide good final balls?

Interesting, yet worrying stat : Torres didn’t attempt a single shot in the 90 minutes he played against QPR!

Meanwhile,

Possible Lineup :

-------------------Cech---------------------

---Ivanovic----JT--------Luiz----------Cole-----

------------------Romeu---------------------

-------Meireles-------------Essien--------------

-Sturridge--------------------------------Mata—

-----------------Torres------------------------

Problem area?

1.  Center Back – Luiz, he’s one player who will be excellent the entire match but will make one or two silly errors that will cost Chelsea.

2.  Midfield trio – Romeu does his job well, but the fact that Essien is a similar defensive minded player and that Meireles isn’t the kind of player who can provide that final killer pass is a worry for Chelsea.

Verdict? Swansea 0-0 Chelsea. 

Match Report : Norwich 0-0 Chelsea

Chelsea squandered their chances, Norwich didn’t create any as a resilient Norwich held Chelsea to a 0-0 draw at Carrow road. Norwich kept their first clean sheet of the season while Chelsea failed to score a goal for just the 3^rd time in the league this season.

Chelsea’s high line and as a result, a sloppy defence, and Norwich’s brilliant counter attacks made most people think of this game to be a high scoring one, but it wasn’t to be.

The first 10 minutes of the game saw very little action with neither side being able to control proceedings. Chelsea’s attack lacked creativity in the final 3^rd and Norwich’s counter attacks were quite easily dealt with by Chelsea.

Chelsea’s first chance came as a result of Torres’ shot from the outside of his foot in the 27^th minute which was saved well by City’s goalkeeper Ruddy.

In the 34^th minute, Lampard was forced off the field after sustaining a calf injury only to be replaced by Florent Malouda 3 minutes later. Chelsea’s playing style didn’t change as they maintained their 4-3-2-1 formation with Malouda and Mata switching positions occasionally.

Norwich created their first half chance in the 36^th minute when Surman’s pass found Johnson who’s resulting shot was saved by Cech.

Chelsea’s best bit of attack came in the 40^th minute as Malouda cut inside brilliantly from the left and his resulting pass found Mata who’s shot was saved well by Ruddy.

Neither manager made changes after a goalless, yet interesting first half as Chelsea failed to score any goals after creating a few decent chances and immediately after the 2^nd half got underway, Bosingwa’s lethargy almost cost Chelsea a goal.

Chelsea continued piling misery on themselves with sloppy passes inside their own half. Luckily for them, Norwich didn’t capitalize on any.

Things didn’t change much after the break, but Chelsea wasted their best chance in the game at the hour mark when Bosingwa’s low cross found Torres in a dangerous position who shot the ball wide of the post. Torres, who had a bright game, should have converted the golden opportunity awarded to him.

 A minute later, Ruddy made a brilliant save when Sturridge found Mata who shot at the near post.

Chelsea kept piling on pressure but none yielded any results. Two changes from Andre Villas Boas saw Torres and Meireles make way for young Lukaku and Michael Essien.

Lukaku’s powerful Drogba esque run into the Norwich penalty area in the 80^th minute was fruitless as the Norwich defenders cleared the ball well at the crucial moment.  

With time running out, Chelsea missed their last real chance of the game as Mata spun inside the box and his resulting low shot led to a good save from Ruddy whose deflection hit the post and went out.

Soon the final whistle blew, and the Norwich supporters, with their anti Terry chants (which was of course countered well with ‘1 England Captain’ by the travelling Chelsea supporters) celebrated as though they had won the match.

A point earned for the Canaries and surely, two points dropped by Chelsea.

-     Abhishek Easwaran

Match Report : India 3-2 Malaysia.

Am I being sarcastic if I tell that Chhetri is a better player than Torres at the moment? Probably not, as a double strike from him and 1 from Jeje ensured a 3-2 friendly win for India against Malaysia at the Salt Lake Stadium in Kolkata.

It wasn’t a Barcelona vs Man United game where everyone knew the eventuality; it was a close game with many chances being created by both the teams.

While the Cricket game might have drawn the crowds to the Eden Gardens, there was still a reasonable crowd of about 5000 who were cheering(I hope, audio couldn’t be heard thanks to DD’s amazing broadcast) the men in Blue.

Physicality was not a problem for India, but the attacking third was where India were struggling in the entire game.

The first 10 minutes saw both the teams happily keeping possession and not trying anything fancy. The defensive mentality didn’t yield a single decent chance for either side in the first 30 minutes of the game.

India’s forwards Jeje and Chhetri had some excellent(Indian Standards) 1 to 1 passing but neither led to the creation of any decent chance.

India finally struck a goal in the 39^th minute when a long ball was neatly intercepted by Chhetri who coolly converted the chance.

And when it was almost half time, the Indian defence was caught sleeping and Malaysia equalised through a simple goal. 

Half time and it was 1 goal a piece, with the home team definitely looking more dangerous of the two sides. 

It appeared that Savio Medeira did a Jose Mourinho as a rejuvenated Indian side scored with 2 minutes of the restart courtesy a brilliant through ball from Balgit to Chhetri who’s pass to Jeje resulted in the Indian team getting back their lead. The crowd erupted(again, I’m assuming as that’s what the commentator said) with joy.

In the 52nd minute, Jeje missed a 1 on 1 with the keeper which resulted in a corner that was neatly intercepted by the keeper again.

A minute later, Chhetri doubled his tally with a cool finish to give India a formidable 3-1 lead.

Just when the game looked like it was heading India’s way(A rarity), Malaysia pulled one goal back as the Indian defence was caught dosing again. A brilliant through ball from ... to ... resulted in a cool finish from the latter.

A nervy final few minutes ensued but India held onto their lead and finally came out 3-2 winners in a classic(DD’s broadcast made it look like a 70’s game, with colour of course) encounter.

Pre match. Chelsea vs L'Arse.

Drogba suspension has solved our striker dilemma and his red card is, according to me, a blessing in disguise for us as Chelsea take on Arsenal in the London derby on Saturday.

While people may argue that Drogba is Arsenal’s nemesis, we all are aware of his poor form in recent times and Torres’ brilliant form likewise. If Drogba can score against Arsenal, there’s no reason why Torres cannot considering his form.

Coming to the lineup and formation, I think it will be something like this :

-------------------Cech------------------

Bosingwa---Terry---Ivanovic---Cole

-----Ramires----Meireles----Lampard

-----Sturridge-----------------Mata-------

-------------------Torres-------------------

The usual back 4, Ivanovic and Terry have to keep Van Persie at bay tomorrow. Can they? I'm not too sure. I don’t think the full backs will be troubled too much tomorrow.

Also, the rotating midfield trio of Lampard, Meireles and Ramires will prove to be a real asset for Chelsea as the passing has been quick and precise with them around.

The forward line consisting of Sturridge and Mata bombarding through the wings and Torres as our lone striker surely looks juicy and will prove to be more than a handful against Arsenal.

Prediction : 2-0 win for the Blues, expecting Torres to score one.