Pre match. Chelsea vs L'Arse.

Drogba suspension has solved our striker dilemma and his red card is, according to me, a blessing in disguise for us as Chelsea take on Arsenal in the London derby on Saturday.

While people may argue that Drogba is Arsenal’s nemesis, we all are aware of his poor form in recent times and Torres’ brilliant form likewise. If Drogba can score against Arsenal, there’s no reason why Torres cannot considering his form.

Coming to the lineup and formation, I think it will be something like this :

-------------------Cech------------------

Bosingwa---Terry---Ivanovic---Cole

-----Ramires----Meireles----Lampard

-----Sturridge-----------------Mata-------

-------------------Torres-------------------

The usual back 4, Ivanovic and Terry have to keep Van Persie at bay tomorrow. Can they? I'm not too sure. I don’t think the full backs will be troubled too much tomorrow.

Also, the rotating midfield trio of Lampard, Meireles and Ramires will prove to be a real asset for Chelsea as the passing has been quick and precise with them around.

The forward line consisting of Sturridge and Mata bombarding through the wings and Torres as our lone striker surely looks juicy and will prove to be more than a handful against Arsenal.

Prediction : 2-0 win for the Blues, expecting Torres to score one.

Ra.One and the credits it never gave. :P

Ra.One has been copied from the following. I personally noted down every scene and where or whom it was copied from :

1. Batman. We all know that.
2. Wolverine (Knifes appear in SRK's hands from nowhere)
3. Matrix. (ALL the action scenes)
4. 300. (The wardrobe in one of the scenes)
*5. Pulsar 220 advertisement. Yes, you read it right.
6. Inception (The kid dreams and wakes up)
*7. Mr. Bean (SRK's acting)
8. A football advertisement I don't quite remember.
9. Terminator 2 and 3.
10. Transformers.
11. Hulk (Both the 'superstars' climb like they're Hulk)
*12. DHL advertisement. (Watch the movie and the ad)
13. X-men.
*14. Orient PSPO advert.
15. Some random American Rapper (That villain's dressing)
*16. Undertaker (Ra.One does Undertaker's trademark move to G.One)
*17. Gerrard's GOAL Celebrations by falling down on his knees.
18. JUMANJI. :P
19. Lord Voldemort.

20. PT Usha.

God promise I'm not lying. :P

Bolton 1-5 Chelsea. Match Report.

It was a sweet 350^th appearance for Frank Lampard as his hat trick helped Chelsea thump Bolton 5-1 at the Reebok Stadium. Danny Sturridge scored the other two goals as Chelsea reduced the gap to 3 points at the top of the table over the Manchester Leaders.

Chelsea scored within 90 seconds of kick off and banished all of Bolton’s confidence as Danny Sturridge scored through a Mata corner after he was left unmarked. The corner was a result of a brilliant through ball from David Luiz to Bosingwa. Chelsea went 1-0 up and what came ahead was a half which every Bolton fan would want to forget.

A dominant Chelsea added another in the 15^th minute when Frank Lampard side footed home after some sublime passing from the Blue b0ys. Bolton’s miserable night had just begun.

In the 25^th minute, a howler from Bolton stand in Goalkeeper Bogdan as a result of a Sturridge shot resulted in the ball going into the back of the net. Sturridge, who had previously scored 8 goals in 11 appearances for Bolton, refused to celebrate as a token of respect to the club he was loaned out to.

Bogdan’s day went from bad to worse immediately as he failed to get hold of a shot from Luiz and the ball fell straight into Lampard’s path who did not miss. 4-0 in favor of the Blues after just 27 minutes.

Owen Coyle’s half time team talk resulted in Bolton scoring a goal in the 1^st minute of the 2^nd half as Chelsea conceded through a set piece, again. Boyata neatly headed the goal to give Bolton some hope.

Drogba should have reinstated Chelsea 4 goal lead, but his low shot as a result of a brilliant through ball from Luiz went just wide.

Just two minutes later, Lampard completed his hat trick after a sparkling one-two with Didier Drogba. Chelsea went 5-1 ahead inside the hour mark and gradually slowed down the pace of the game.

Chelsea went lucky in the 81^st minute when Ivanovic brilliantly cleared the ball on the line after a shot from Kevin Davies from 6 yards out. Unconclusive replays suggested that the ball had just crossed the line.

Bolton looked for a late consolation but were denied that after Eagles’ shot resulted in a deflected save from Cech that hit the crossbar.

Soon, the final whistle blew, and Lampard’s performance silenced his critics. As they say, Form is temporary, Class is permanent.